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waggler
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PostPosted: 03.05.2016, 16:54    (No subject) Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to the madhouse
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PostPosted: 03.05.2016, 16:56    (No subject) Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome, please don't take us seriously Smile
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PostPosted: 03.05.2016, 17:15    (No subject) Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome Dave. As Carolyn infers, this is not a serious detecting website.
It is a website used mainly by detectorists. Not a website for shy retiring people.

Although a number of us are retired Smile

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PostPosted: 03.05.2016, 20:22    (No subject) Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to the site, a detectorist eh??? well i suppose it helps. Laughing
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PostPosted: 03.05.2016, 21:01    (No subject) Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to EFID..... thats short for Elderly Farts In Distress...........are you into queefing??

At this stage Coily will run off to Google then come back and think I`m a bit weird......

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PostPosted: 04.05.2016, 07:43    (No subject) Reply with quoteBack to top

Be careful......they will lure you in & corrupt you in more ways than you thought possible..........
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PostPosted: 04.05.2016, 09:11    (No subject) Reply with quoteBack to top

« IJammer » wrote:
I tried adding a bit to my profile stuff, but it just came up as a blank page when I clicked the 'profile' menu option. Blimey is that telling me something about myself. I better check my pulse! Smile

The profile has a mind of its own, mostly a permanent sulk.

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PostPosted: 04.05.2016, 21:46    (No subject) Reply with quoteBack to top

Theres various site functions that dont work ... Thats because the bloke who is suppose to run the place couldn't give a monkeys arse about it.
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PostPosted: 04.05.2016, 22:02    (No subject) Reply with quoteBack to top

We still love him though
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PostPosted: 04.05.2016, 23:39    (No subject) Reply with quoteBack to top

« jcmaloney » wrote:
Welcome to EFID..... thats short for Elderly Farts In Distress...........are you into queefing??

At this stage Coily
will run off to Google then come back and think I`m a bit weird......


shut up daft lad

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PostPosted: 06.05.2016, 18:29    (No subject) Reply with quoteBack to top

« IJammer » wrote:
« jcmaloney » wrote:
...are you into queefing??


I'm almost too frightened to ask what that means? Shocked

Can you explain JC... without me losing my trousers or virginity if possible!

Don't ask, I did once about another term and still wish I was in blissful ignorance.

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PostPosted: 06.05.2016, 18:55    (No subject) Reply with quoteBack to top

-------------------------------------------- yup i,m wasted again Very Happy
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